where am i from again
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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