i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
