I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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