Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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