Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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