If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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