No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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