I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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