"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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