dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she told me i tasted like america
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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