i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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