I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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