If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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