brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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