thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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