It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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