On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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