I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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