Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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