my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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