the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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