haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
