What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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