Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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