im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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