Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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