So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
