You're so nebulous sometimes
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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