Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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