he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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