Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
