we're blogging at a bar
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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