Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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