stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm bleeding and have questions
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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