Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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