...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm so fucking centered right now
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
smell my finger.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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