dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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