you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
