Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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