No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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