What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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