You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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