I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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