I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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