her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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