my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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