DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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