I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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