HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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