I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Randomize
