If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
420 ftw
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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