if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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