I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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