It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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