ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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