Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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