O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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