Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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