I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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